Thursday, March 31, 2011

Tagalog Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Noy Noy

Tagalog Friendship Text

kla q my outing tau
komple2 kc eh sama2 nglakad
npksya q pro aq lng pla msya kc
pgtingin q sa nyo npa iyak aq dhl umiiyk kau
hbang dla ang kabaong q!

Tagalog Friendship Text


Kung pinagsa2litaan ka ng masakit ng frend mo, wag ka mgalit...
Sbi nga ni donkey kay shrek..."Only true frends will be cruelly
honest...Gud Mawnin!...

Tagalog Friendship Text

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Mine

Visayan Text Jokes

Muslim: Libog ko aning kristyano kng ilng igsoon
nmtay ihawan ug baboy kanding baka ug manok.
kng ang ilang GINOO mmtay binignit rah tawon ang kaunon. hehe!..

Visayan Funny Jokes

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Katawa

Tagalog Funny Jokes

ang 2nay na "cute" ay wla s mukha,
s anyo o s porma,
wla rin s ngiti at s ugali,
dhil i2 ay mkkta sa AKIN lmang..
I rpeat SA AKIN lmang hehe...

Tagalog Jokes Text Message

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Billie

Pinoy SMS Greetings

ingon dw s katigulangan
nga ang tawo ingnan nmo og "maaung gbii"
sylod s 5 ka cgundo kng dl mo2bag "W A K W A K" MAAUNG GBIE DHA!

Pinoy Greetings Text

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Sam

Pinoy SMS Quotes

WaT EvR lyf givEs u...
even f it hurts u juz b strong
& aCt lyk d wAy u aLwAys do
coz..sTroNg wAlls wilL sHAke..
bUt iT wiL nVEr coLApSE...mwnIng!

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

Special
BREAKFAST
just 4 u:
PLATE OF LOVE,
bowl of Peace,
spoon of Hope
and glass of PRAYER
Enjoy eating!
Galing ya kay LORD!
GOOD MORNING!

Pinoy SMS Quotes

wat u wnt s not always wat u gt,
bt n d end, wat u gt s bttr dan wat u wantd.
The LORD "satifies ur desires wid goodthings.."
(ps.103:5) gud evening! tc nd Godblez!

Pinoy SMS Quotes

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Tobol

Pinoy Love SMS Message

"sMyl" s d melody of the soul.
"wOrk" is d serviz of d spirit.
"luV" is d gft of d heArt.
mAy ur dAy b fUl of smyls, gUd wOrkz aNd lovE.

Pinoy Text Love

u know..
I truly miss u!
cAn u pLs tAlk 2 mE?
toNyt b4 u gO 2 bEd,
iF u hAv tyM?
i'L wAit..
bCoz..I LOVE YOU

Pinoy Love SMS Message

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Jaz

Tagalog Love Text

Sa 2wing nag-iisa ako, alm mo b?
kung cnong nsa icp ko?
kung cnong nais kong mkta?
at kung cnong nais kong mk-usp?

wlng iba!! kundi ikw.." dhil miz n kta":)

Tagalog Love Text Message

sAgutin mo 2 ha? kung mhal mo tlga
ang 1 tao, maayos mo 2ng letters n'2 in 3 words
"SLOYUYMORU"

kpag ndi mo nsagot means di k marunong mgmhal...w8 ko ans mo..

Tagalog Love Text


s likod ng mga ngiti ko may mga luha,
s likod ng mga biro ko ngttgo ang prblema,
hndi mn ako lging 2nay na msaya
sna, mpltan kta pg d ko na kya"

Tagalog Love Text

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Pnoy

Visayan Jokes Text Message

TAXI DRIVER: Lola, nasaylo mn noon ta, i-U turn nlng taka
sa unahan?
LOLA: hah? tinuod ka dong imo kong iyoton sa unahan?
wla bya ko namante ron! tyming kaau.

Visayan Jokes Text Message

sumtyms
u cnt help bt i tink
"nganu mingaw man?"
dn ul ask urslf 'normal pa ba ni?
but n d end ul realyz " ai aq rah di nay lod haha!"

Visayan Jokes Text Message


Buta ug libat ng sumbagay...

BUTA: Hoy! libat gawas dra ayaw pg tago2 sa ngit2!
LIBAT: n ur dreams!,,nganu gd tawng mu gwas ko?
duha mo kbuok, alkansi ko!

Visayan Jokes Text Message

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Pinoy Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Bea

Pinoy Funny Jokes SMS

GRADUATION DAY SPEECH: 2nyt i am graduation,
i invitation u ol 2 eat our hauz coz i know sumdy dt i will
eat ur hawz too! I will die 5 chickens,3 grils & 2 boys
2 eat u ol & i will ask my father 2 cook my mother.
Thank you..bt i'm sori 2 inform u dat my rice is corn.

Pinoy Funny Jokes


if you want to remove wrinkles, pimples,
face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging
try....
ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!

Pinoy Funny Jokes SMS


Juan: Nurse pls bring me a hot waterbag, my toes are cold
Nurse: Ur asking d wrong nurse, I'm d head nurse.
Juan: ok...tell to d foot nursei need it now, thanks

Pinoy Funny Jokes SMS

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Bea

Tagalog Love SMS Message

sAna d kA mAng-iwAn...
d kA mkAlimOt,
pRo impOcBle uN dbA!? kyA sNA
pg iiwAn mo nkO,
mgpA2aLam k ha!?
y0ko kcNg uMAsAng anJAn kAh...
pRo wLa nA pLa..

Tagalog Love Text Message


I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U,
i cnd mu yan sa 15 tao, GF,Bf or FRIENDS.
pag may bumalik na pito kng cnu ung pampi2 un
ang 2nay na nagmmhal sau! BALIK M SKN kung luv m q.

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Kate

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

lyf is full of uncertainties. We'll nevr know
wen our time on earth is up till its over.
So take many pics, laugh much,take time
ti luk up at the stars, sing loudly, feel d cold wind,
smile a lot, & love like uv nver been hurt coz every
sixty seconds u spend is a minute of happiness ul
nver get back...

Pinoy Quotes SMS


Seconds prayer Lord thank u for this great day
i love u and i need u 2 come into my heart.
Do bless me, my family, my home, my work
and my friends. with you all things are possible. In jesus name amen.
Pls. Pass this to 8 people something gud will come 2 u tomorrow pls try..

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


MAMA MARY PRAY for US = pakipasa mo to s 7 mlapit
n tao sau, wag mo burahin kng d mo pa nppsa..Mniwla k 22lngan k ña.
pgktpos ipasa may big blessings ka agad.

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


pls pas d prayer as many as u can (includng me)
"LORD, YOU ARE SO GOOD! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE
BLESSINGS!'

If rplies, ur wish wil be granted...PL DO IT NOW.

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


In ur Journey 2 lyf,
d word of God s ur mAp, & his wisDom s uR cOmpAsS.
aND wEn u fAcE bAtTLeS, lEt loVE b aRmoR,
& lEt God b ur sHElTEr..!

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Jose

Pinoy Love Text Message

freEdom s suMthing eVry 1 wNts 2 hAv aT sUm p0iNt n tYm
bt dN, wE cAnt rEmAin fREe aLWAys bcoZ 1 dAy, wE'l rEAlizE
2 b wD sum1 s mUcH bEtTr dn fReEdOm iTsElf..:-)

Pinoy SMS Love

i luv mAking other people smile..
but smtyms, it gets too tiring dat i just find myself
looki'n 4 sum 1..

..who could even mke me smile..

Pinoy Love Text Message

Monday, March 28, 2011

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Dot

Pinoy Greetings SMS Message

He had no servants yet they called him Master.
No degree yet they called him Teacher.
No medicines yet they called him Healer.
No army yet kings feared him.
He won no military battles yet he conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him.
He was buried in a tomb yet he lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a leader. Have a blessed HOLY WEEK!...Good Morning!

Pinoy SMS Greetings

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Rizal

Visayan Jokes SMS

JOB INTERVIEW
BOSS: Unsay kabal-an nmo?
APPLICANT: Wel, kblo q asa mo gapuyo sa imng asawa
ug kblo pd q asa imng kabit...!
BOSS: Dawat nka animala ka!

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS


EMPLEYADO: Boss, nmatay diay a2ng manager, pwde b ako nlng
ang mopuli sa iyang pwesto?
BOSS: Pwde man, pro ambot lng kha kng mosugot ang punerarya.
try daw!

Visayan Jokes SMS


An imprisoned man donated his eyes, then later his arms,
legs, & kidney...
Jailguard: "Kuyaw! pud kag style dah,murag gahinayhinay nman kag sibat".

Visayan Jokes SMS

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Kurdapyo

Tagalog Love SMS Message

pAg my bGAy n mWA2la skin.
pWd wAg ikAw? kUnG my tAong
lA2yo sA AkiN sNA d iKw
kNg mAy tAo nA mkA2sAmA kO hbAng buHAy,
fAvoR nmAn oh..
pWd ikW nlNg?

Tagalog Love SMS Message

sA "pAg-iBiG" hNd lNg kAilAngAn ay "I LOVE U"
o "I LOVE U 2" aNg hiGit nA kAilAngAn ay..
"TIWALA" "PAGKAKAINTINDIHAN" at hGit sA lhAt
"PAGMAMAHAL" na 2nAy..

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Tagalog SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Noy Noy

Tagalog Greetings Text

i DNt cAre..
hOw eArly i wAke up 2 sEnd my tXt mSg.
eSpeciAlly f thse ArE 4 u..

ibA kAh eh..mAbulAbOg lNg kTa sA tAngHali..
hAppy nAh aKo!..Gud nOon-!

Tagalog Text Greetings

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Visayan Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Drea

Visayan Friendship Text Message

mAg-ulAn mN uG toBol,
mG hAnGin mN uG oTot, mgBAhA mN uG iGit...
fRnD ghApoN tkA 4EvEr, biSAn nAnimAho nkAg tAe! PROMISE...

lAgi! moktWA rbA...

Visayan SMS Friendship

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Estoryahi

Pinoy Text Love

mAny yRs fRm nOw,
i'd b sO oLd. i mYt 4Get u. i mYt 4Get evn
kNowi'n u or mYt 4gEt dat oNce iN oUr liVeS wE'vE mEt.
yEah! i myT,, buT i wOn'T..!!

Pinoy Text Love

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Cebuano

Visayan Funny Jokes

cElpOn kNg gAmhAnAn,
iPAkitA aNg nAwoNg s aKng g tXtsAn..
aGoi kA cutE morAg bAki ngA nAligsAn..

Visayan Funny Jokes

minSAn sA buHAy iKA'y nDApa,
gmulOnG, nAputiKAn,nAapAkAn Ng iBA.

prO nA22 kA riNg bUmAngOn, huMArAp xA lHAt
At sBhiN..

"nGEee, ngEee wlA mN sAd sAkiT bEh..:)

Visayan Funny Jokes

Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Manila

Pinoy SMS Friendship

FrNdShp iS a sPeciAl kiNd of lUv,
mOr dAn enDleSs, mOr dAn tRuE..
nO mAtTeR hOw bUSy u R..
xPeCT uR fRiEnd 2 kiP iN tOuCh w/ u
lyK dA wAy i Do..

Pinoy Friendship Text

Saturday, March 26, 2011

SMS Quotes, Pinoy Text of Bot-bot

Pinoy SMS Valentine

tO aLL iNlUv & luvlEsS,
hArD'& eASy2gEt
hAusMAteS & sOulmAtES
pLAygRl & cHiCkbOy
2timEr & sTiCK 2 1..hAPi vAlEntinEs..

Pinoy Text Valentine

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Pru

Tagalog Jokes SMS

lAhAt sA iYo pErFEct,

AnG liPS mo. AnG nOSE mo.
AnG eYEs mo. nkAgiGiL tlgA.

buTi kpAh pinAngAnAk nA cuTE.
sMnTAlAng aKO.

CRUSH NY BAYAN LNG!

Tagalog Funny Jokes

SMS Quotes, Pinoy Text of Livia

Pinoy Text Valentine

i rUbBed a mAgiC lAmp & a gEniE aPpEArEd.
hE aSkEd mE,

"wAt iS ur wiSh 2DAy?

i rEpLiEd, "juSt 4 d niCE pRsOn rEAdiNg dS meSsAgE 2 B hApi 4EvEr.
hAppy vAlENtinE!

Pinoy Valentine Text Message

Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Bisaya

Pinoy SMS Friendship

i wilL nVEr xChAnGe u 4 aNybOdY eLsE..
bCoz dRS oNly 1 -You- in d wOrlD..
sEaSonS mAy chAngE bUt -You- wiL alWAyS bE my..
sWeEt AnD lovInG "FRIEND"

Pinoy Friendship SMS Message

Friday, March 25, 2011

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Mama

Tagalog Love Text Message

mSAyANg bAliKAn aNg nKArAAn..
mGA hiRAp n pnAgdAanAn, mGa tWaNAn At biRuAn,
mGA sAyA aT kAluNgkuTAn..
pRo hgiT sA lhAt aY aNg pnAgsmhAn..
slAmAt pAgmmhAl..sAnA wlAng lmUtAn!

Tagalog Love Text Message

f u R giVEn a cHAncE 2 kiSs mE,
sAn mO aKo hA2likAn??? aNd y? wlAng mAlisYA
it'S juSt a gAmE..! sEnd mO sA ibA! pwd riN sA aKiN kNg gs2 mO
aKo!

Tagalog Love Text Message

Tagalog Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Noy-noy

Tagalog Text Friendship

pAnoi kNg hWAk mO aNg kMAy ng bStfRENd mO
aT kMAy nG mhAl mO, tApoS nPuwIng aNg mTA mO,
cNoNg bbtWAn mo? kMAy ng bStfRiEnd mo o kMAy nG mHAl mo?

Tagalog Friendship Text


kUnG aNG iSAnG kAibiGAn aY mAy tAgpRiCE,
ikAw cGuRo pnAkmAhal pRo mAg-iiPoN aKo
pRA mBili kTa,

Tagalog Text Friendship

Visayan Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Rizal

Visayan SMS Friendship

u mAy mEet oThEr fRiEnd
bEttEr dAn mE..
fUnNiEr dAn mE..
sWeEtEr dAn mE..

bUt 1 tHiNg i cN sAy 2 u..
"DUKLON" tiKAg iLisAn kO niMu..,!

Visayan Text Friendship


i cAnt pRomIZ dt i wL nT lEAvE u
sUmtyMS wE niD sAy ''bYE" cZ we cNt hOLD
on 2 sOmEthIng tl d eND but oLweyz rmMbEr
"fRnDz jPun tAh"
bSAg miNyo nkA hA?

Visayan SMS Friendship

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Dot

Pinoy SMS Love

lOvE iS nOt d oNly rEAsOn y A rElAtioNsHip
sTAnds fOr yRs oR tiL 4EvEr..
we mAy tHiNk dAt lOvE hOldS d rElAtioNsHp..
bUt wAt if, u LoVE 2 mUCh & 4GEt dAt lOvE cn aLSo
weAkEn,wOrSe or dEStRoY a sTRoNg rElaTiOnshp?
wE jZ hAv 2 rEAlyZ dAt lOvE sNt enUf..
d sEcReT of hAviNg a sTRoNg,lAstiNg rElAtiOnshp iS..
2 tRuSt d 1 u lUv & 2 aCcEpt hiS/hEr wEaknEseSseS oR miStAkEsS..
itS nOt hOw mAny tYmS u hAv 4giVEn..
bUt hoW u hAv sHoWn uNdErStAndiNg aNd pAtiEnCE...

Pinoy Love SMS Message


wEn 1 lOSt d1 i lUv i wAs d 1 hU gOt hUrT
sO muCh bT hE wAs d1 hu lOst mORe..
4 sMEdAy, i cN lUv sUm 1 aGEn d wAy i lUVD hiM
bT hE wiL nVEr bE luVd aGEn d wAy i dID..

Pinoy SMS Love

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Lulu

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

leArN fRom diS: " bE vEry cArEfuL iF u mkE a wOmAn cRy
bEcAuSe GOD cOuNts hEr tEArs. evEry tEAr a wOmAn sHed
iS eQuivAlEnt oF mAn'S sAcRificEs iN lyF. tHe wOmAn cAmE
fRom a mAn's riB,noT on hiS fEet to bE sTeppEd on;
nOt on hiS hEaD to bE sUpEriOr,bUt oN hiS siDe to bE eQuAl.
uNdEr thiS aRmS to bE pRotEctEd & nEAr to hiS hEaRt tO bE lovEd..
"pLEaSe pAsS tHiS tO alL tHE wOmEn u lOvE & mEn fOr tHEm tO kNow
thE vAluE oF eVEry wOmAn.=Godbless

Pinoy SMS Quotes

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Noy noy

Visayan Funny Jokes

i'M fiL iN lyk a sTrAnGeR wEn u pAz bY
iNfRoNt oF mE,
i cAn sEe dAt ur aVoiDiNg mE.,

chArR!..kSAkAy lNg gAniG kAriTOn..
d nAh mNaGaD,,..hEhE

Visayan Jokes Text Message


aNg bAti-oN sA tAwOnG dLi mO rPlY:
sKiT ug bNhOD aNg bUkO2,pA2lOn, mAg buLA2
aNg bAbA,mHaDlOk sA hAyAg,hAnGin uG 2biG.
rPlY kRn dAun kY bCn uGmA uLAhi nA aNg tNAn.

Visayan Funny Jokes


"JokE tiME"

aSA mAy hAit,ngipOn o lObOt?
tuBAg: loBot
ngAno mAn?
kAy aNg loBot mkApuTol oG toBol.
ikAw kunOy puTol sA tubOl sA imOng ngiPoN lAliM
bA! hEhEhE,,..

Visayan Funny Jokes

mutoo ka ngA AnG iMonG..
luBot sUmpAy sA imUnG piLok??
tEstingEg iBot imUnG piLoK?
dbA alSa iMunG lUboT..
tStinGE iBot imUng blAhiBo sA luBot
db pItuk2 iMu piLoK!

Visayan Funny Jokes

GIRL: dOc, gAhi lGi pRmE aKoNg 2ToY
uNsA diAy aKoNg sAkit?
DOCTOR: abREhE aNg bRAkAy aKng hiKApOn,
uY! aNg imOnG sAkit mAKATAKOD kAy hAstA aKoNg OTIN
nigAhi,...

Visayan Funny Jokes



nAsuKo kO niMo. wlA kAy klARo!
wLA kAy ikAbAlos nkO! gitinArOnG mAn unTA tkA
pRo wlA juD kAh kAtuG-An sA tinUoD ngA

nA cuTE mAn d aY ko. wlA gyUd kA nAgsAbA. ha? hEhE..,,

Visayan Funny Jokes


muZtA mAn mO dbA? dri bAd nEwS ky nAay'y nAkit-An ulo
sA taWo gbitAy,duOl rA sA aMoA,wlA pA mKuhA hAng2d kRn,
wlAy mkAduOl kAy...

mAngLuwA!

Visayan Funny Jokes


nkItA kTA umiiYAk sA uLAn
niLApitAn ktA sBi mO
" wAg mO kOnG lApitAn! wlA kAnG pkiAlAm"

2mAwA aQ sBi q..
"gAgA!! imUng totOy nilAkRA wlA mAn diAy k gA brA...

Visayan Funny Jokes

Visayan Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Tae

Visayan SMS Love

aNg LOVE kuNo mKaBuANg,
mKAbuAng d i aNg LOVE?
oNyA lUv mAn tKA?
bUAnG d i q?
kW, lUv q niMu?
bUaNg pUd kAh?

cGe i-cNd ni s mGa lUv niMu BUANGA kA!! hehe..

Visayan Love Text Message


f 1 dAy mKit-An tka nGa gA fLiRt2x
sA aKOnG bF..
aNhAon jUd tKa, dEn i wilL sAy..
"miGa,sA sUnOd nLAng diSkArTE sKo bF"..

..kNAnG gWApA nKA hA?

Visayan SMS Love


wEneVEr a bOy hUrTS u sO bAdLy,
dNt eVr sY "I h8 U" jZ sMyL n w8 tL HE aSks:
Do u h8 mE? aNSWEr no wAlk w/ a sMyL & sAy:

"KA gWApA nkO.. pRblEmhUn tkA? hiLAs...

Visayan SMS Love

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Filipino

Tagalog Love SMS Message

msaya nkong naki2ta ktang msaya sa knya..
msya nkong lihaya ka dhil anjan sya..
msaya na kng napapangiti ka nya..
bsta msaya nko syo!

'ikw?,msya kbang nssktan mo aq..?!!

Tagalog Love Text Message

Pg nAgmAhal kA,
mkE SuRE Na SeRYoSO KaH,
wG mo gWiNg biRo,
mDaLi lNg aNg kARmA,

dhiL nkA dUmAtiNg uNg aRaw nA mRamDAmAn
mOng...

sEryOso kA nAh,
aT biro nLaNg pArA sA knYA!

Tagalog Love SMS Message



kHiT mgklAyO tAu,
fEeLiNg kO aNd2 kA lAnG

sAbi kC niLA, pAg aNg 1 tAo nSA pUsO mO
pRA bAnG d2 lNg xA sA tAbi mOh..
wG k nG mgtAkA!!!
dBA nGA,
nSA pUSO kiTA!

Tagalog Love SMS Message


gUSto kOnG mKAsAmA kAh aT mKpiLiNg
nGAuNg gAbi pAgmSdAN kA hbAnG n22Log
hAlikAn aNg uNg lAbi buLuNgAn aNg uNg tEnGA
mpAdkiT sA uNg kTawAn
nAgmmA2hAl,

Tagalog Love SMS Message

mSAkiT aNg tAoNg mhAl mO
wlAnG oRAs sAu mSkit nLAmAn mo
sA iBA mY oRAs cYA
d bA nYA nAicp nA
nWAlAn kA dIn ng pNAhoN sA iBa
ng dHil sA kNyA?

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Jose

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Ng mgmahal ako i blv n evrythng
luv @ 1st syt, hapi endngs, dstny,
fairy tales & evn magic...
pro ng nsktan ako tma cla no
words cn dfyn luv kndi ...
wow! it hurts!...

Tagalog Love Text Message

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Marimar

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

GOD SAID:
trials r not da reason 2 giv up
but a challenge 2 improve ourselves
difficulties r not an xcuse 2 backout
but an inpiration 2 mov 4ward...;-)

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


Wat ever mood u hav 2day,
stay cool
stay fresh
face d day w/a smyl
& say...by God's grace
il b OK!
morning! have a great day...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

Visayan Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Estoryahe

Visayan Love Text Message

pg nabigo ka s pg ibig
wg kng iiyak...
wg kng hhabol...
wag kng mgmmaka-awa...
instead, 2mayo ka & b proud
2 say..."YES! available napd
ko!"...nyahahahahaha...

Visayan Text Love

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Katawa

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS

being malandi is natural,
gwapa d tah...so wen sum1
tels you..."ang landi mo..."
just turn bak and say...
"apektado ka?! way tambal
sa insecure..."

Visayan Funny Jokes


imagine lyf w/o drinkers!
y hubog, y saba, y gubot
tanan tao corny! jologs!...
db boring na? busa pslamat
jd ang kalibutan n nay tao
pareho nmo, heheheh...

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Visayan Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Vivi

Visayan Text Love

Wnever a boy hurts u so badly, dnt ever say
"I HATE U!" Jz smyl n w8 tl he asks: Do u
h8 me? Answer NO, walk w/ a smyl & say
"Ka gwpa nko...problemahon tka? hilas..."

Visayan Love Text


f 1 day mkt-an tka nga ga flirt2x sa akong bf...
anha-on jd tka, dn i wil say...
"miga, sa sunod nlng dskarte sko bf...
kanang GWAPA nka, ha?"...

Visayan Text Love


Ang LOVE kuno mkabuang,
Makabuang d i ang LOVE?
unya luv mn tka?
buang d i ko?
kw, luv ko nmo?
buang pd ka?
cge e send ni s mga luv
nmo BUANGA ka! hehehe

Visayan Text Love

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Liv

Pinoy Love SMS Message

u can nver teach a guy 2 luv u
d way u wnted 2b loved...u hv
2 w8 4 him 2do it in his own way
at his own tym...dats the sadest
part of being a girl!!!

Pinoy SMS Love

Visayan Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Noy-noy

Visayan SMS Friendship

sumtyms frnds wl hv 2say g'bye...
bt il hold ur hands tyt so u cnt go,
enc f u say "buhii ko ba!"
il stl bsyd u & tel u
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nmo oi!"

Visayan Friendship Text

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of James Spider

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Hi! mzta na? Me d2 ngaun s hospital,
dla nla ako knina, maya2 nga ipa2sok
n me sa OR kc prang mamatay na me
sa sobrang "pgkamiss" saU!

Tagalog Love Text


sa buhay pala hindi sapat n mhal mo xa
at msya ka, dpt cguraduhn mo n mhal
krn nya! kc ang sakt kng ikw nlng pala
ung ngmmhal s kña at hnhntay lng ña
na mag sawa ka!

Tagalog Love SMS Message


mnsan pnpilit 2ruan ang puso
bwal 2, bwal yan, tama yn, mali 2
pro naicp mo my sariling icp ang puso
at yn ang 220 tma mn o mali bawla mn
o hindi MAHAL KITA! kasalanan ko ba?

Tagalog Love SMS Message


Pano kung...ngkalayo kyo ng mahal mo?
at nngako kng mghi2ntay s knya... pro
nainluv ka sa iba? anong ga2win mo?
22pad k pa ba sa pngako o susunod sa
bulong ng puso?...

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Monday, March 21, 2011

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Bree

Pinoy Text Quotes

God will either give you what u ask, or somthn
far better dan wat u wished...Kip on prayn & b
thankful coz God's answers r wiser dan our
prayers!...nice morning....

Pinoy SMS Quotes


blessed r those who understand d beauty
of prayers it's not just 2 get wat we ask 4
but accept wat God gives us trusting dat
HE knows best ('.',) gud am!

Pinoy Text Quotes


God speaks to those u have time to listen
and He listens to those who have time to
pray. Behold God's glory on this beautiful
evening. God Bless!

Pinoy Text Quotes


Learn from ds: be very careful if u make a woamn cry bcoz
God counts her tears. Evry tear a woamn shed is equivlent
of man's sacrifices in life. The woman came from a man's
rib, not on his feet to be stepped on, not on his head to be
superior but on his side to b equal. Under his arms to be
protected & near to his heart to Loved...

Pinoy Text Quotes

Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Dj

Pinoy Text Friendship

i dont know wat true friend means,
how to show it,
how to know it,
how to feel it...
but whatever happens, i'm willing 2be
ur friend the way i understand it...

Pinoy SMS Friendship


in lyf, we dont nid sum1 hul luv us so mch &
wl gv us d world, bt nstead...we nid sum1 hus
gna b dr & nvr liv us no mter wt hapens...u c?!
im stil hir...

Pinoy Text Friendship

SMS Quotes, Pinoy Text of Nanay

Pinoy {0} Text Message

bkit kailangang mkilala mo ang taong
magpapatibok ng puso mo pero, ndi
nmn pla pra saU? pra san ba xa?
tgahilom ng sugat ng nkaraan o tga
dagdag ng skit na nra2mdaman?

Pinoy {0} Text


mnsan my minahal ako,
i'm wiling 2take ol d risks
4 her...lahat...as n lahat...
Un pala xa rin wiling 2giv
up evrything , lahat...as n
lahat...pati ako...

Pinoy {0} Text Message


kung mgmahl k dmo kailangn ng dahilan
kc sbi nung iba "how can i fall, f u jz wont
gve me risons?" bkt? kng malamn mo lng
ba na mhal ka ña tsaka mo lng ba xa mmhalin?

Pinoy {0} Text Message

Tagalog Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Istoryaheee

Tagalog Text Friendship

Coz ur my friend laht ggwin ko...
lhat ng tinik akng aapakan,
init at ulan akng titiisin,
...Naks!
ang pgkakaibigan tlaga ntin
...ang papatay sa akin!...

Tagalog Friendship Text


itz hard 2 hanap
a perfct kaibigan!
bcoz nmn noh
luk how big da
mundo! heller,
u think i can lakbay
dat ol da way?!
dna noh, no nid!
eh, y pa?!
i hav u nmn!

Tagalog Text Friendship

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Pnoy

Tagalog Love SMS Message

ang 2nay na "love"
ndi sa dalas ng pgsa2ma
ndi sa hgpit ng yakap
ndi sa dami ng halik
ndi rin sa kilig
kundi,
kng ano ka at kng ano ang nbgo saU
dhil sa knya....

Tagalog Love Text Message


Pg ngmahal ka,
Make sure sryoso ka,
Wg mo gwing biro,
madali lng ang karma
dhl bka dumtng ung
araw na mrmdaman mong...
sryoso ka na, at biro nlng
pra sa knya!...

Tagalog Love SMS Message


sa bawat oras na naa2la2 kita
npa2ngiti ako, pro s bwat ngitng un,
my luha sking mga mta sabay sbng
"Sumasagi rn b ako sa icp mo?"
kht wla ako sa tabi mo?

Tagalog Love SMS Message


Pno ba mgpaalam sa taong mnhal mo ng sobra
at mnsang bnuo ang pgkatao mo?
mahirap dba? pro dba ms msakit kng pa2loy
kng la2ban kahit alm mng wla ng ptu2nguhan?!

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of James Spider

Pinoy Love SMS Message

Wen u luv,
jst be honest!
remember that....
it is better to tel
the truth to make
some1 CRY than
2tel a lie to mke
some1 SMILE....

Pinoy Love Text Message


Love s not da onli reson y a relationshp stnds 4 yrs or til 4evr...
We myt thnk dat love holds d relationshp...But wat f, u love 2
much & 4get dat love can also weaken, worse or dstroy a strong
relationshp? We jz hv 2 realyze dat love isnt enuf...D secret of
hving a strong, lasting relationshp is...2 trust d1 u love & 2 accept
his/her weaknesses or mistakes...It's not how many times u hv
4given...But how u hav shown undrstandng and patience...

Pinoy Love SMS Message


dey say past is past,
u need 2 move on...
2 see d future....
but, how can u mov on
wen ur past is the only
thing u ever wanted in
the future?!...:(

Pinoy Love SMS Message


iv bn n ds world for 24 yrs nt knwn f il stl b hir
4d nxt yr 2 cum so b4 my lyf ends @ least u hir
me sayin "SORI" 4d mstakes iv done...& "TNX"
4 crosin my way...

Pinoy Love SMS Message

Pinoy Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Cleo

Pinoy Jokes SMS

A girl started 2look @ her pussy,
dn she cud no longer control herself
n started touchn it, @ 1 point she
wnt mad n rubbd it so hard, dt d
pussy sed, MEOW!!! nd ran away...

Pinoy Funny Jokes SMS

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Spider

Tagalog Jokes Text Message

5 kato2hanan sa mundo:
Una: d lahat ng ipin ai abot ng dila mu.
ika2: su2bukan ng mga tanga qng 22o
ang una.
ika3: ang una ai mali
ika4: ma22wa ka dhil ngmukha kng tanga
ika5: ippasa mu ngaUn ito sa iba pra mkabwi
ka :-) go na! dali! bka maunahan ka...

Tagalog Jokes SMS


A phlosophy teacher chalengng a studnt of his faith n God...
Teacher: 2 see s 2 beliv, hve u seen God?
Student: no sir i havnt
Teacher: den der is no God!
Student: Sir may i ask a question? Hav u seen ur brain?
Teahcer: no
Student: uwi na taU wla palang utak c Sir!

Tagalog Jokes Text Message

Friday, March 18, 2011

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Katawa

Visayan Text Jokes

After drinking the wine...
Jesus: naai 1 nin u krn dri mo traydor knako
Pedro: ako ba Ginoo?
Jesus: dli ikw Pedro
Juan: ako ba Ginoo?
Jesus: dli ikw Juan
Dayon ni tutuk c Jesus ky Hudas ug na guilty
c Hudas
Hudas: mao nay nka daot nmo Jes, kng mka
inom nka mgpataka lng ka ug panangil...(",)
...'Abesamis

Visayan Jokes Text Message


Nung nkita kta inaamin ko d ko mapiglang 2mingin sa
mukha mo, sa mata mo, sa bibig mo, lahat. Npaka
perfect, tapos sabi ko sa sarili ko wlang duda...
"c K0KeY jud ni!!!"

Visayan Text Jokes


mramng humihingi ng puso ko
lahat cla cguradong mahal ako
pro khit gnun yoko prin ibigay
"IKAW"...ikaw daw bi kuha-an
og kasing2 di ka mamatay?!..

Visayan Text Jokes

SMS Quotes, Pinoy Text of Estoryahe

Pinoy Text Valentine

"There are only a few people to this world who
are born to love seriously... you are lucky if one
of that few is... in love with you." Happy hearts
day!...

Pinoy SMS Valentine

Visayan Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Istorya

Visayan Text Love

I dream of u last nyt I was walking at
d beach suddenly, nasalubong ko c Lord
karga2x ka tanong ko sya bat karga ka nya
sagot ni Lord; "AS USUAL, HUBOG NASAD!"

Visayan Love SMS Message


:Funny things bout Love:
-=ur tryng 2 4get sum1 bsag d nmu kaya...
-=ngmahal k na wa xa kblo...
-=binuang ra dw pro mkakta naai lain kuyog
inom tamns gnhawa...
-=delete2x pa qno sa # ña kamemryz d i...
-=d nmu luv pro ga huna2x d i...
-=ala ko noy pake pro ngtago diayng pctr
ilawom sa unlan...
-=wa qno nangita pro once mgkas2rya
mo hart ang mata...
-=samtang ngbasa ka ng smlie kah ky
lgi pwerting igu-a...hehehe...

Visayan Text Love

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Kat

Visayan Jokes SMS

Baby, happy valentines day!
I love you!......
nagtaka ka?
nagtaka nga din ako eh!
i-pasa dayn sa ubn pra
pareho na ta tanan magtaka!
wahahahaha....

Visayan Funny Jokes

Lord,

kung d ko nimo hatagan ug ka date
karong valentines

palihog..
make all my friends wa pud ka date!

tablahay na ni Lord..
iapil ang nagbasa..=>

Visayan Jokes SMS


I'll be the first person to say...
Happy Valentines To You!!!
Pustahanay ta, ako ang nauna,
di ba?...

Visayan Jokes SMS

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Sam

Pinoy Love SMS Message

Dr was a grl dt vry nLuv d hr bf evnthou dy wr far
frm each other, d grl w8 untl hr bf cmbak, b4 d guy
cmbak, she rcv a news dt hr bf wl b gtng maried, aftr
hearing dt she cryd overnyt. after 2 wix, she rcv a card
frm d guy, bt she dnt want 2 rid d guys xplenation. d tym
coms, she went 2 d church, nt 2 watz d wedng bt 2 kil
d guy, she shot d guy. d guy died aftr d burial, she open
d card, 8 says "Honny, I Love U...Will U Marry Me?"..

Pinoy Text Love


A sad & mean story 1st der wer lovers, n d past few
days dey always quareled coz of msundertanding. 1
day, d guy nvyted her gf 2 his haw...nsyd d rum, d
guy sed: "f u rli lov me, gve me wat i want..." d grl
kiz his bf imediately & surederd her virginity 2 his
bf. Aftr dat, d bf sed: "im not yet fineshed talking a
wyl ago, wat i want s a BREAK UP!...

Pinoy Love SMS Message


D day ive known you,
i went home carrying
a smyl u mayB jz an
ordianry person 2 a lot
of pipol. but 4 me ur sum1
il cherish up 2 d end of my lyf...=)

Pinoy Love SMS Message


Sumtyms we dream on ideal Luv
we wnated, wen it comes we gv d bst
2hold on 2 it bt thou we gave more dan
enuf dey stl hurt us 4d rezon we dnt
undrstand....

Pinoy Love SMS Message

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Tobol

Visayan Jokes Text Message

Ang Bati-on sa tawong dli mo rply:
skit ug bnhod ang buko2x, pa2lon,
mg bula2x ang baba, mahadlok sa hayag,
hangin ug 2big. rply kron daUn ky bcn
ugma ulahi na ang tanan...

Visayan Funny Jokes



Hi musta na
kaibigan?
kasama
kabalikat
kakampi
karamay
kapamilya
kapuso
kabayo
kabaw
kanding
kasag
kalapati
kamote
kaihion
kau2ton
kalibangon
katawa cya...oi!

Visayan Jokes Text Message


Duha ka misis nangamote sa bukid:
Mrs1: Mahinomdom gyud ko sa itlog sa
akong bana aning kamote oi, hahahahah
Mrs2: Sa kadak-on?
Mrs1: Dlili, sa kabulingon!

Visayan Jokes Text Message


Teacher: What is the coldest freezer in the world?
Student: Vagina
Teacher: Why?
Student: Kai wla pa gni na sulod and unod mam,
ning gahi na!..Hahahaha...

Visayan Jokes Text Message


Barko nalunod....
Tanang pasahero patay
Negra rai nabilin, nglangoy2x
Negra: Iho, iho! kan-a na lng ko!
Iho: ilara ko titz! NUKOS ka!

Visayan Jokes Text Message

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Jaz

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

The art of being happy lies in the power
of finding happiness in ordinary things...
Life doesn't force us to be the best, it only
asks us to try!...good mawnin!...

Pinoy Text Quotes


Wid God we can take d choice & be content, tke d tension & be
calm, take d hurts & be brave, take d obstacles & build FAITH.
God bless u always...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


A nice story to reflect on: A man xperienced being robbed
by thieves...In his diary, he wrote: "Let me be thankful
first, becoz they took my purse not my life; second, although
they took my all, it was not much especially my faith; and
third, becoz it was I who was robbed, not I who robbed."
Let us see God's purpose behind every trial and the good
things behind the worst situations...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


Mama Mary called me 2day & asked who needs 2 b blessed
I gave Her ur #, f u love Her send ds to 10 people & in 5 min.
something gud will happen...Pls sacrifice...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Pnoy

Pinoy Love Text

There will come a time in your life
when you will become in love with
a single soul... For this person, you
would do anything and not think
twice about the hardships... But
when asked why, you have no
answer... You'll try your whole life
to understand how a single person
can affect you so much, but you'll
never find out.. & no matter how badly
you hate it or how badly it hurts...
You'll love this person without regret
for the rest of your life...

Pinoy SMS Love


ur 1 of d pipol i nvr asked frm God but stil,
He gave u 2 me...I asked y and He sed: "coz
i knw ds person can fill ur life lyk no one else
can..."

Pinoy Love Text


There was a blind girl hated herself for being blind.
She hated everyone except her boyfriend. She said
that if she could only see the world she will marry
him. One day someone donated a pair of EYES to
to her & so she was able to see. Her bf asked her,
"now that you can see, will you marry me?" The
girl was shocked when she saw that her bf is also
blind, & so refused to marry him. Her bf walked
away w/ TEARS & said "JUST TAKE CARE OF
MY EYES"

Pinoy Love Text

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Bea

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

Life is a constant change. Love is d gr8tst
surprise. Friendship is ur bst dfnse. Maturity
cums wit responsibilities. Nd death is jst arnd
the corner. So xpect little, asume nothin, learn
frm mstakes, lsten 2 ur hart, tke cre of ur frnds
treasure ur family, achiv ur goal, cry bcoz of
lafter, laf bcoz of pain, eat ur pride & throw up
all hatred. & alwys remmber dat LIFE s d bst
gft & not evry1 gets d chnce 2 enjoy it...

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


God saw d good DEEDS u have done; d lives u
hav inspired & d LOVE u hav shared dats y
He gvs u another day so u can do sum more...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

Santo Niño tulungan mo po kami sa mga
problema namin. Ipasa mo ito sa 12 ka
tao kasama ako matatanggap mo ang
milagro bukas wag mo baliwalain.
Sacrifice please...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


When crosses of life seem so heavy
to bear, don't ask God to lighten the
cross but ask Him 2 strengthen ur
back 4 u 2 carry it...God b w/ u,
Gudnyt!

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

Tagalog Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Bea

Tagalog Friendship SMS Message

my mga taong mnsan lng drating
sa buhay ntin mnsan mkilala at
mkksama pro kdlasan pla ung mnsan
na un hbang buhay na sa ating alaala..
salamat ha..
naging kaibigan kta..

Tagalog Friendship Text Message


serte ko tlga dhil nging frnd kita
kc mbait ka, mpgmhal,handang umunawa,
ma2lugin ma-alga hgit sa lhat CUTE pa!
O,ikaw nman..
BOLAHIN MO rin..

Tagalog Friendship SMS Message


sbi nla pg wla kng msbihan ng prblema,
ibulong mo sa hangin..
pro pg ginwa mo yun..
maga2lit ako sa'yo!..
kc pra san p ako..
bilng "frind" mo..

Tagalog Friendship SMS Message

Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Kate

Pinoy Friendship Text

The best FRIENDSHIP doesn't come when u're 2gether
It comes when u're bz & realize that despite bz times,
FRIENDS never stop rmembering. Gud pm!

Pinoy SMS Friendship


my frenz are my medicine
wen im in pain,
my letter wen im far,
my smile wen im sad,
my handkerchief wen i cry,
& my life wen i die....thnx 4 being 1!

Pinoy Friendship Text


You'll never know how much you need your friends unless
you look back along the rope and realize how many knots
they have tied to keep you from falling...;-) thanks!

Pinoy Friendship Text


I'm gvng u a part of my frndship
not bcoz u dserv 8 but i guess, 8
alrdy blongs 2 u... myt not b enuf,
8 myt b 2 small, but ds little part cud
probably b my ALL...

Pinoy Friendship Text

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Jose

Tagalog Love Text Message

sa pg ibig wag mng subukng mglaro
d mo hwak ang panhon bka d mo
nm2luyan ung mahal mo mglaho
n lng. pno mo pa xa mattagpuan
gayng ang pgkwala ña ikw ang
dahilan?!

Tagalog SMS Love


msaya nqng naki2ta ktng msya sa knya...
msaya nqng malgya ka dhl anjan xa...
msaya nqng nppniti ka nya...
bsta msya nq sayo!
ikw? msya kbng nsskatn mo AQ!

Tagalog Love Text Message


mnsan na22 akng mgmahal..
pro lgi nlng ako nssaktn
bt gnon! lgi nlnag gngani2..
ikaw?! kng ikw ang mmhalin ko..
hindi b ako iiyak sa tabi mo?

Tagalog Love Text Message


Bkt ang hirap mng kalimutan?
bkt lgi kng nsa isip ko?
bkt nammiz lgi kta?
pro....
"bakit nga ba?"
hmnmmmmmmm
kc...........
wla akong balak na...
"kalimutan ka!"

Tagalog Love Text Message

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Filipino

Pinoy Greetings SMS Message

For 2008 I wish you D:
-fun of LIVING,
-fulfillment of LOVING
-wonder of SHARING,
-gift of FAITH & d serenity of a contentd HEART..
HAVE A BLESSFUL NEW YEAR!

Pinoy Text Greetings

mlapit na ang pasko msya kba?
did u say sorry sa mga taong d mo snadyang msktan
did u say thank u sa mga taong ngpphalaga sau
well do this hbang maaga pah! u have wonderful new year
i'll start..

"cnxa na sa mga kbuang and if sumtyms i get hurt u
sorry,8s da way how much i care 4 u and da most
is thank u 4 accpting 4 hu reli i am.tnx

advance merry x'mas!!!

Pinoy Greetings SMS Message

Christmas is just a few hours away
i just wanna makes sure my greetings will
reach you before we all get busy

MERRY CHRISTMAS! may God bless you and ur family.

Pinoy Greetings SMS Message

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Kurdapya

Tagalog Love Text

Ng mgmahal ako i bliv in evrything
luv at 1st syt hapi endings dstiny fairy tales
& even magic pro ng nsktan ako
tma cla no words cn deynluv kundi..wow it hurts!

Tagalog Love SMS Message


Ang "LOVE" prang "BASKETBALL"
kpag my "FOUL" my tampuhan,
kpag my "FREETHROW" my chance,pro skin
mhlaga pa rin ang "REBOUND" ha2yaan bnman kta n maagaw
ng iba!

Tagalog Love Text

sa buhay pla hind spat n mhal mo xa
at msya ka, dpat cgurduhin mo n mhal krn nya!!
kc ang sakt kng ikw nlng pla ung ngmmhal s knya
at hhntay lng nya n mgswa ka!

Tagalog Love Text


mnsan pnilt 2ruan ang puso bwal'2 bwal yan
tma yan mli'2 pro naicp mo my sriling icp ang puso
at yn ang 22o tma mn o mali bwal mn o hndi
MHAL KITA ksalanan ko ba?

Tagalog Love Text


Sa buhay ng tao may nasasaktan
may lumuluha at patuloy na umaasa pero mas
masarap msaktan sa isang kato2hanan kaysa
patuloy na umaasa sa isang kacbungalingan.

Tagalog Love Text

Pag may mhal ka huwag mong hayaang mwla xa
dahil kpag nangyari yon huwag ka nlang a2sa na balik xa
dahil bka hndi na xa btiwan ng iba???

Tagalog Love Text

Ka2yanin mo bang mhalin ang isang taong simula't supol
hindi mo kila2 pro mas mlapit sa iyong puso!

Tagalog Love Text

IT EASY YOU TO SAY I LOVE YOU
BUT ITS Hard FOR ME TO SAY BREAK NA TAYO!!!!!!!!

Tagalog Love Text

anong kwenta ng puso kung wlang pgmmhal at
ngmmhal anong kwenta ng buhay kung wlang ksamang
gumgabay! anong kwenta ng unlimited kung wlang txt?
ASAR!!

Tagalog Love Text

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Bree

Tagalog Love SMS Message

sbi nla,
pg nadapa ka bumangon ka..
sbi ko nman paano kng ndapa ka..
sa ibabaw ng hubad na ktawan ng taong
kinababaliwan mo?

cge nga!..babangon ka pba??

Tagalog Love Text Message


Miss kita!..pro hindi much,
di rin sobra, ung tama lang,
ung tipong ikmamatay ko' pag nwla ka..

Tagalog Love SMS Message

D last tym i fel inlove i got hurt..
i told myself nver 2 gol inlove agen..
but den u came nd touched my heart!
sbi ko:

..last na pag nwla kpa, ayoko na tlaga..!"

Tagalog Love SMS Message

kapag nkita mo ung mhal mo na my ksma
ng iba,wag kang mgalit o magselos..
sbhin mo na lng,
"EXCUSE ME KARIBAL.."
"DADAAN ANG ORIGINAL"..may angal?!?

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Ansarap 2mawa kahit naiiyak kna..
ansarap mgjoke khit nhhrapan ka.,.
ansarap mgsaya khit d mo na kya..
gnyan pg broken hearted db?
pati srili mo..pinaplstik mo na!

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Buang

Visayan Text Jokes

"JOKE TIME"

BF: luv mag jer2x ta?
GF: Paghilom dha! wla pa gani ta mkasal!
BF: Ayaw kblaka luv widrohon lng nko!
GF: Unsay pagtoo nimo sa akong bilat .ATM.HAHAHA..

Visayan Jokes SMS




MEN'S PRAYER B4 GOING 2 BED:

Anghel ng magbalantay,santos kong sangay,
bantayi akong lagay nga gahi unta kanunay
ug dli mogamay aron mkalahutay sa iniyotay.

Visayan Text Jokes

naa ko sa inyong gawas..asa ka?


mao nay gisend sa mga taong way mbuhat!!
ni gawas pud tawn ko!
e-4ward sa laen pra daghan ta manggawas...

Visayan Text Jokes

Warning: (lingaw2x ra ni.)

Kung wla koy uyab krn,knsa imung ihtag nko
nga uyab, ug ngano? (name ha..)
I-send sa tanang contacts nimo.
malingaw k s ilang tubag.

Visayan Text Jokes


:Funny things bout LOVE:
-=Ur trying 2 get sum1 bsag d nmu kya..
-=Ngmhal k na wa xa khibalo..
-= binuang ra dw pro mkakita naay lain kuyog,kuno nangita..
pro once mgkas2rya,mu.hart daun ang mta..
samtang ngbasa ka,ngsmyl kah. ky lageh..pwerteng igua..hehehe
-= delete2x pa kuno sa # nya kmemoryz diay..
-= D nmu luv pro gahuna2x diay..
-= ala kunoy pake, pro ngtago diayg pcture sa ilawm sa unlan..
-=wa wa,,,,haha..

Visayan Text Jokes

Monday, March 14, 2011

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Mama

Tagalog Text Jokes

"BRAIN TWISTER"
pag nasagot mo to CUTE ka
pag hind CUTE AKO! GAME:

kung ang kriminal ay ama ng anak ng judge,
ano ang relasyon ng judge sa kriminal,?!
esep-esep-

Tagalog Text Jokes


Dear anak,

Tagalog Text Jokes

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Noy-noy

Pinoy Text Greetings

B4 2007 ends, i thank ol d gud ppol lyk u
who mde d passing yr beautiful 4me...
I pray dat u'l b blessed w/ another
fruitful yr... God bless & Happy New Yr!

Pinoy Greetings Text



Prayer is my gift to your family wrapped with
faith, given with hope and sent with love. May
God bless you and your family this yuletide
season. Happy Holidayz!...

Pinoy Text Greetings


Peace in your HEART, Health in your BODY,
Wealth in your LIFE, Joy in your HOME, May
u always b blessed w/ these priceless treasures
Merry Xmas 2u & your family!

Pinoy Text Greetings

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Rizal

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

Know why God blessed you another
morning to wake up?
It's to forget the pains of yesterday...
& see the chance the new has brought,
to dance & laugh again, to make up for
the wrong things you've done,
to see your friends...
to love again...
to make others feel happy & loved...
you see, it's more than just another long day
ahead...It's God's way of reminding you
that He cares & Loves everyone of us...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


Dis is for u from Sr. Nazareno in Quiapo.
Ur wish wll b 100% grnted. Don't ignore.
Pls pas to 10 friends 2day, His way of visiting
ur home. Make a wish b4 sending.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


Blessed is he who understands that the reason
4 praying is not 2 have what we want, but 2
accept what God has given us. Let His will be
done!

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


=Viva Sto. Niño=
pwede ipasa mo sa 8 malapit na tao sayo.
hwag burahin kung di mo pa napapasa.
maniwala ka tutulungan ka Niya. pagkapasa
mg wish ka ng 2 bagay.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


When something is over, it can never start again.
When it's broken, we can never put back the pieces.
Life is not the way we want it to be. When we know
that someone is hurting us we'll just stop. We know
that it hurts a lot but we must learn to let go. We
shouldnt push ourselves too hard. Because we know
that in every 'Ending' there's such a thing that we
call 'Beginning'.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


Very wise words:
Do not ask the Lord to guide your steps
if you are not willing to move your feet.
May u find joy in obeying God today!
Gud mawnin! God Bless!

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Dot

Pinoy SMS Greetings

Sa buhay lahat ng "FIRST" ay msarap..
First luv,
First kis,
First d8,
First...hmmm..
Bsta lhat ng FIRST kya nga i wnt 2 b d
FIRST 1 2 grit u
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Pinoy Greetings SMS Message

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Kiki

Pinoy Love Text

der's 1 thing
i want 2 say, but...
its not as humble as "sorry",
or nt as swit as " i luv u"
ol i wnt 2 say i "thank u"

Pinoy Text Love

do u know d meaning of ABCDEFG?

A BOY CAN DO EVRYTHING FOR GIRL

rverse d meaning of GFEDCBA

GIRLS FOGOT EVRYTHING DONE & CATCHES NEW
BOY AGAIN.

Pinoy Love Text

its easy 2 play with LOVE!
easy 2 hurt d feelings of others! easy 2 let cry
d person hu loves u!
but.. its difficult 2 find a prson hu rili loves u..

Pinoy Love Text

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Tuwa

Pinoy SMS Quotes

C-hrist gave
H-imself as a
R-eward so that
I-ndividual know d
S-acrifices
T-hat he did 4
M-ankind to
A-chieve d gft of
S-alvation
merry christmas

Pinoy SMS Quotes

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Istoryaheee

Tagalog Text Jokes

Gud PM! Pls join us 4 a vry special buffet
@ Mla. Peninsula Hotel. Masarap ang handa:
pinosasang manok, tinutukang hipon,
pinaputukang lobster, tinirgas na baka,
kinulong na baboy, at iba pa. Pls bring ur
family & friends 2 avail of big discounts & a
chance 2 win a trip 2 Bicutan. C U!...

Tagalog Funny Jokes SMS


Lesson learned frm d other days ncident
1. pwede pala mglakad frm makati trial
court 2 peninsula hotel
2. maspowerful ang teargas kai sa baril
3. at kasya pala ang tangke de guira sa
hotel
Oh dba ulat kaalaman yan. Current Event
hahahahaha!

Tagalog Text Jokes

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Vivi

Visayan Text Jokes

*THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK*
Bahala ug way kaugmaon
Basta maugmaan...
Kay unsaon man nimo ang
kaugmaon kun di ka na
maugmaan?
O'Ha?Ha?Ha?!

Visayan Funny Jokes


JUAN: bday sko wife pre
PEDRO: unsa mn imo gft?
JUAN: g ask nko unsa iya gus2..
PEDRO: unsa mn iya gi ingn?
JUAN: bsan unsa dw bsta nay
Diamond...
PEDRO: unsa imng g htag?
JUAN: braha...

Visayan Text Jokes

Friday, March 11, 2011

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Gigi

Pinoy Quotes SMS

When we look back and wonder how we ever
made it through, we realize it's not because
we've been clever, but because God has been
wise, not because we've been strong, but
because God has been mighty, not because
we've been consistent, but because God has
been faithful. God Bless!..

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


The phrase
"do not be afraid"
appears 365 tyms in the Bible.
enough assurance frm the Lord
that everyday of our life, we can
put our trust in HIM...

Pinoy Quotes SMS


Perhaps we know about Christ but have
never trusted Him for salvation. Because
of God's love we too can receive forgiveness
of sins thru Jesus Christ & be born again.
The moment is NOW...God Bless!..

Pinoy Quotes SMS

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Coco

Pinoy Love SMS Message

If ever il be gone 2morrow,
Hope u wont things i dd 4 u
even if its not satisfy u..
i just want u 2 know dt in evry single thing
i dd, i have been a true person 2 u..

Pinoy Love Text Message

It takes a lyftym 2 find a perfect love
& it only tkes a moment 2 lose it forever.
so if u luv som1 show it now..
because a lost today is a lost FOREVER...

Pinoy Love SMS Message

I dnt know if ur still thinking of me..
bt somehow im used 2 it,
bt it gets hrder evryday,
knowing dat i miss sum 1..
who nver missed me..

Pinoy Love SMS Message

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Dree

Pinoy SMS Love

"when someone really loves you, they will
never hurt you and if they do, you'll see
that in their eyes, they are hurting too!"
- Spiderman -

Pinoy SMS Love


Husband asks beautiful wife: tell me d truth
how many men hv u slept w/?
Wife's rply: I swear I only slept w/u, d rest
of d bastards did not let me sleep....

Pinoy SMS Love


BEFORE MARRIAGE
BOI: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
GURL: Do you want me to leave?
BOI: No! Don't even think about it.
GURL: Do you love me?
BOI: Of course! Ovr n ovr!
GURL: Have u ever cheated on me?
BOI: No! Why are you even askin?
GURL: Will u kiss me?
BOI: Every chance I get!
GURL: Wil u hit me?
BOI: R u crazy? I'm nt that knd of person!
GURL: Can I trust u?
BOI: Yes?
GURL: Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE...
Simply read from the bottom to top!

Pinoy SMS Love


A boy is so nluv w/ a gurl, so he promise
2 giv her a wedding ring on her b-day, as
d gurl b-day has come, d boy arived 2geder
w/ his gft w/c is a talking doll, but d gurl was
imbarassed w/ d gft, so d gurl throw it, but d
boy run 4 it 2 catch d doll, unxpectedly da boy
waz hit by a car n died! At da tym of d boy's
burial, d gurl was crying n hug the doll nd it
spoke..."PLZ GET D RING ON MY POCKET,
HOPE U LYK IT, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...
WILL U MARRY ME?...

Pinoy SMS Love

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Johnnie

Tagalog Jokes Text Message

nangumpsal c kulas sa mga kasalanan na
nagawa nya
PARI: anak, hnd ka patatawarin.
KULAS: ha! bakit fader?
PARI: kc my kasalanan kp n hnd mo pa
binabanggit
KULAS: ano po yun fader?
PARI: kw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa
altar?
KULAS: ano po yon fader?
PARI: kw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa
altar?!
KULAS: d ko tlaga mrinig fader, gus2 mo palit
taU pwes2
(ngpalit cla pwes2)
PARI: cge mg tanong ka na
KULAS: kw b nkabuntis ky ana na labandera?
PARI: ai 22o nga, hndi marinig d2!

Tagalog Text Jokes



ANAK: Tay wla nnamn tyong ulam
AMA: Mahirap ngayon ang buhay anak,
tiis muna tayo, isipin mo na lng ung ulam
na sasabihin ko sa bwat subo mo
ANAK: Cge tay!
AMA: Nilagang baka!
ANAK: Hmmm...sarap
AMA: Adobo baboy!
ANAK: Hmmm...sarap
AMA: Kalderetang kambing!
ANAK: Huhuhuhuhu
AMA: Bkit ka niyak!
ANAK: Ang anghang tay!

Tagalog Jokes Text Message


Im alone n my room
& i fel hot hw i wish ur hir bsyd me
& do me a favor PLIGAYAHIN MO AKO!
cge na pls can u make...
PAYPAY hir?! gosh! so init kc..

Tagalog Jokes Text Message

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Tessie

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS

mga klarong pangutana nga wai au ang tubag:
1. nikaon nka?
-busog pa q
2. naa imo mama, dai?
-nanu man?
3. unsa tym imo klac?
-unya pa...
4. asa mo gkan tol?
-nagstroll lng tol
5. gi unsa nmog himo na?
-sayon ra!
6. nanu wla ka ghapon?
-absent q
7. unsa na orasa?
-sayo pa!
8. asa ka gus2 mo kaon?
-ikaw...asa nmo gus2?
9. asa nka?
-padung na!
wahahahahahahahah

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS


Dra. Belo: kokey, ano bang nagyari sa skin mo?
ano ba talaga ang sakit mo?
Kokey: nuka nuka nuka! kori kori korikong!
hehehehhe....

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS


Dear luv,
Kaw ray bugtong itik nga ngkaang-kaang
sa malapad kong basakan ning akong dughan.
Boot bukikion ug bulikaton ang masakt kong
kagahpon, apan Luv, nganong imng gipugos
pagtuli ang pisot kong pagbati? Og ambi nalng
ng yabe s nyong kasilyas, ky dd2 nko idagayay
ang nagkaigit-igit kong PAGMAHAY! hehehe...

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS


Grabe bangga dri sa jeep ba,
luoy ko sa 1 ka pshero ky maski
sirit dugo pu2l 1 ka tiil nkmang jud sya
pduol sa driver. ingon sya,"Nong!"

"Unlimted ka? ptxt be..!!"

Visayan Funny Jokes SMS

Visayan Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Fifi

Visayan Text Love

I kip huna2x wat nindot msg
i can hatag,pro i can't huna2x ug any
i hop a simpol ayo2x dats gkan from my kasing2x
cud make u ngisi & let u hibalo dat i hinudom u..

Visayan Love SMS Message




Bt ang tao pg mmhlin mo
iiwan ka pf iiwan mo
mmhalin ka pgmhal mo at sya lng
tlga sya nman my mhal na iba
skit noh?
GUGMA man gud...
gpauso pa jud....

Visayan Text Love

(>*<)(>"<)
(_)(_)
(,,?,,)(,,?,,)...asus..!
bantog wla ka txt nko ky
ng DATE2X diay!
talikod2x pajud aron d mailhan!
sakpan nka uy! bsta pghuman txt ha?hehehe

Visayan Text Love

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Pru

Tagalog Love Text Message

kng mahal mo gnawan k ng masakit
ndi ibig sabihin nun na ndi ka nya mahal,
nais lng nmn nya na mlaman mo kng gano xa...
kawalanghiya!!!
ganun lng kacmple...!

Tagalog SMS Love


Sa pgma2hal d mhlaga ang
nkaraan kndi ang kslukuyan
d mhlga ang hitsura kndi ang ugali
d rin mhlaga ang edad kndi kng pano
mo cya ttngapin s puso mo..:-)

Tagalog Love Text Message


Mnsan mhirap sbayan ang puso
my "luv at 1st syt"
"1st luv"
"true luv"
pro ang mlupit d2 "luv in emotion"
ngmhal ka khit alam mong d pa kau ngkkta!

Tagalog Love Text Message

Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Addie

Pinoy SMS Friendship

"If you laugh really loud, talk really close
and you don't care what your hair looks like,
you're probably with a friend."
-Thoughts to keep-

Pinoy Friendship Text


Do u knw the relation betwen ur 2 eyes?
They blink togeder, they mov togeder, they
cry togeder, they see things togeder n they
sleep togeder...Even though they nevr c each
other...Friendship should be just like that!!!
Life is like hell w/ out FRIENDS....

Pinoy SMS Friendship


My hearts like an open book
it dpends on how u read me
dont judge me by my cover
look in & dscover i cn be 1 of ur true friend 4ever..('_;)

Pinoy SMS Friendship

Sweet words are easy to say; sweet things are easy to buy;
but sweet people are difficult to find.Life ends when u stop dreaming;
hope ends wen u stop believing; love ends wen u stop crying;
friendship ends wen u stop sharing. So share this with who ever u consider a friend.
to love withought condition. To talk without intention. To give without reason.
And to care without expectation.

Pinoy SMS Friendship

A friemd is here to care & respect to share
& help to listen & understand!
so where ever u are & what ever u do,always rmember a loving friend
is always here 4 you!

Pinoy SMS Friendship

I admit dat il nver a be a gud FRIEND 2 u..
or even gve u a perfect care..
but der s only 1 thing i can promise..
"214"
2-be
1-of ur friends
4-ever..!

Pinoy SMS Friendship

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Addie

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

"The paradox or our time is that we have taller
buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, bt
narrower viewpoints. We buy mor, bt enjoy less,
more conveniences bt less time. We hav more
knowledge bt less judgmnt, mor xperts, yet
mor problems. We talk too much, love too seldom,
& hate too often. We've done larger things, bt not
better things. We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We've added years to life not life to years." Gud eve!
God Bless!

Pinoy Quotes SMS


"love mo b c God?"
ako,oo...send mo 2 sa 14 na mha2lgng
tao sa buhay mo. Pg d mo ngwa bgo mgDec.
mwa2la 1 sa pnkam4tante na tao sa buhay mo. I dnt wnt
2 lose u,so try...

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

Gikan sa birhen sa regla I-ampo mo kami.
Plihug ipasa ni sa 27 ka tawo iapil ko,
madawat nimo ang milagro ugma,ayaw ibaliwla.
ihaladni pra ni mama mary.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


We LOVE JESUS CHRIST....paz ds2 18 frndz,
promiz q sau wish mo mgkktotoo yan,
wg mo erase pg d pa pnpasa,
pgdating ng bukas anjan na mgandang balita,
try mo wlang mawa2la!

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Dru

Visayan Funny Jokes

An elepant ask d camel "y do u hav ur boobs
on ur bak? D camel replied..
"wat a silly question frm sum 1 w/ a big penis on his face!..hahaha

Visayan Jokes SMS


A dying girl asked her man,"show me again
what heaven is like."The guy wept and then whispered,
"shhh...ikaw ba,bisag himatayon na,igar lng gihapon ka!..

Visayan Funny Jokes


hi! musta na
kaibigan,ksma,kbalikat,
kkampi,kramay,kpamilya,kpuso
kbayo,kbaw,kanding,klapati
kmote kaihion,kau2ton
kalibangon
smyl sad beh!

Visayan Funny Jokes

Let your day be a day to move on,
do on,live on,can.on,bihon,mamon,
litson,bsta may on, lyf goes on!
oh come on...MAAUNG HAPON!

Visayan Funny Jokes

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Bree

Pinoy SMS Greetings

Wat a beautiful sunrise..
It reminds us dat bhind d storms of lyf
thers a beautiful 2morow..Good Morning!

Pinoy Greetings Text


hu knws? later im GONE
so b4 8 happen let me say 'sory'
& 'thnk u' sory 4 d mstkes
i hav comtted thnk u being a part of me.
Good Morning;-)

Pinoy SMS Greetings


Morning is a wonderful opputrtunity
2pray,2love,2care,2smile & to thank God..
4 all d blessings we received 2day..GOOD MORNING!:)

Pinoy SMS Greetings



Pano ba ang tmang pgbati sa UMAGA?
GUDMORNING luma na
GUD AM maikli
MGANDANG UMGA tgalog bduy
pde n kya pra sau ung..
"Can u smyl 4 me ds morning?.

Pinoy SMS Greetings

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Abby

Pinoy SMS Love

"Love is like a roll of tissue, you always use it
when there's still a lot but when it runs out,
you'll realize that much has been wasted for
shit after all!" ;)

Pinoy SMS Love


We hav 2 realyz dat luv s nt enuf 2 mke
a relationship work.We nid trust,respect,tym,effort &
total comitment. If a person doesn't earn ur trust &
cannot kip a prmis.Den no mttr hw mny tyms dey say "i luv u"
dos words wil b empty!Tke tym 2 lsten 2 wat dey dont speak.
Tketym 2 luk at wat dey dont show bcoz dr r hiden secrets beneath
deir words! So do not let passion but wsdom decyd 4u.
Luv wisely coz 8s nver easy 2 luv & get hurt..

Pinoy SMS Love


a hrtbreak s always a blecng from GOD,
it myb a vry worst nytmare dt livs u cryin
n d midle of d nyt. bt its jz his way of letng u
realyz he saved u frm d WRONG 1.

Pinoy SMS Love


wen ur love 1 levs u,
dont hope and w8 4 dat person 2 come bck..
Feel good about urself and say:
"TNX 4 gving d chans 2 find som1 btr dan u!..

Pinoy SMS Love


I hd a drim 8 was about u,
i smyld & recalled d memris we hd
den i noticed a tear fel frm my eyes u know y?
Coz n my drim im hapi dat u are part of my lyf..

Pinoy SMS Love

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Tagalog Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Drea

Tagalog Friendship SMS Message

Bilang friend mo...
i hav 2 tkecare of u.
i shud mke sure no1 wil harm u,
coz i cnt always b dr 4u.
so friend,khit astig ka na konting ingat prin ha!!

Tagalog Friendship SMS Message


Mgkalayo mn tayo
stil il b a friend mgalit ka mn skin
d2 prin ako klimutan mo mn ako
ul stay sa puso ko
at mgbago mn takbo ng mundo
ikaw prin ang kaibgan ko!

Tagalog Friendship SMS Message


Cmple lng akng frnd
kng sa prutas saging lng ako
d 2lad ng ibang frndz mo n apple,orange & grapes
pro tndaan mo s lhat ng prutas SAGING lng ang my puso!

Tagalog Friendship SMS Message

Tagalog SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Sadie

Tagalog Greetings Text

pno b ang tmang pgbati s UMAGA?

GUDMORNING
Luma na

GUD AM
maikli

MGANDANG UMAGA
tagalog Baduy

Lam mo kung nO
masarap pakingan?


Hmm....

"Can u smile 4 me ds morning?"

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Maisie

Tagalog Love Text Message

Srap ng filing pg plging bz,
cyempre khit ppno nli2mutan
ang problma.
Pro sna pgbz ka,
problema lng mklimutan mo...
Wag nmn sna pti "AKO"...

Tagalog Love Text


Pwde mg tanong?
san ba yung daan papunta sa PUS/o mo?
pwde bng dumaan at pwde bng svhin mong
2loy ka ikaw lng nman ang hnhintay
kong kumatok d2 s PUSO ko...

Tagalog Love Text Message


Mnsan kala mo ngbago na ako
mnsan kala mo d kita MISS
mnsan kala mo wla me CARE syo
pro kala mo lng un
kng alam mo lng!
malungkot-ako pg wlang TXT galing sau...

Tagalog Love Text Message


Bkit ang taong importante sau
pgnwla pilit mong hinhanp?




bkit pindot k ng pindot?
importante n ako syo?

Tagalog Love Text Message

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Evie

Pinoy Text Quotes

And he said, 'Beware that you are not led astray,
for many will come in my name...Do not go to them'
(Lk 21:8)
Lord, when we find ourselves lost...and trapped in a
maze of doubt and confusion - may you be our light
amidst the darkness which surround us & guide us
back to your presence...Good mawnin!..

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


LIFE is indeed full of contradictions.
Sometimes it's crazy to be sane, you need
to fall to fly. People suffer because you
care. You have to unlearn to know the
lesson. You have to give up because you
are strong, you have to be wrong to make
things right. Nonetheless, life's complexities are
also life's source of beauty. We should cry to laugh
again. Fall apart to be whole again & get hurt to
love again. That's what LIFE is all about...

Pinoy Text Quotes


Whatever we ask we receive from Him,
because we keep His commandments
& do those things that are pleasing in His
sight. -1John 3:22...Never underestimate
His desire to respond to your prayers...

Pinoy Text Quotes


I pray that... whatever is beautiful,
whatever is meaningful, whatever
brings you happiness, may God
in His grace grant you abundantly
today & always...Gud mawnin!...

Pinoy Text Quotes

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Sasha

Tagalog Text Jokes

Doña Mary counsels Erap
on her 102nd birthday:
Joseph, anak, di mo natapos
pag-aaral mo, pati pagka-
presidente! NgaUn pati jail
term mo d mo natapos,
mamatay na ko wla kang
natapos...Punyeta!

Tagalog Funny Jokes

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Edie

Pinoy Love Text

"wen u fall in love, u go into a state of insanity
wer u lose control of urself, consciously or unconsciously.
wat maters is u fall in lov w/ sum1 who won't take advantage
of ur insanity, but wil respct u & tke the rsponsbilty of bein
luvd by an insane person." morning!...

Pinoy Love Text Message



One day, a girl got a note from her bf saying:
"we're finished. cud u send my photographs
back?" d girl then sent a pile of pictures of
different Boys wd d message: "i can't rmember
what u look like. cud you please just take out
ur photos nd send da rest back?"
LESSON 4 GUYS:
Don't dare initiate break-ups wid ur gurl!
bwahahahahahaha...=)

Pinoy Love Text


Nver gve up of d probs
that u face nver gveup of d pains
& sacrifice,nver gve up 4 d luv that u fyt 4!
rmember god cn rely help thos trails...

Pinoy Love Text

fall in love?
that's a hard thing 2 do.
id rather have a BEER.
8 makes u WARM inside,
much like love.
Then wen u had too much 2
DRink u fall hard. same with
thing w/ love.
But wen u have too much LOVE & get hurt,
8 takes so LONG 2 recover. while w/ BEER?
Just a SLEEP & it's over.

so do I still want 2 fall inLove?

C'mon! i'd rather have a BEER instead!

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Daisy

Visayan Text Jokes

Gorio: tagnaa unsai pinkanindot
nakong batasan nagstart sa A.
Isyot: aprutsabol?
Gorio: rong...
Isyot: abilabol?
Gorio: rong gihapon...
Isyot: unsa?
Gorio: ANIS...
hahahahahahaha!

Visayan Jokes SMS


mypa ang mga patay
mgparamdam...
patyon kaha tka?!..
hahahahaha

Visayan Text Jokes


QUESTION: bakit hindi pwde mg hawaiian dance c mahal?
ANSWER: kai kng mg so-ot xa og grass skirt mura na xa og
TAKYAN!....

Visayan Text Jokes


Nanawagan c Lunes nga ang
anak ni martes nga c miyerkules
nmatay oaulion krong Huwebes kay
ilubong sa biyernes ang nagpahiblo c
Sabado ang apo ni Domingo.c",)

Visayan Text Jokes


3 kawatan, g silutan sa hari.
Hari: dalhi ko 10 k prutas sa matag 1 ka nin u
C Juan, ng dala 10 ka apol
Hari: hala ipasok n tanan sa imong lubot,
kon mausab imng nawong o kon mukatawa k,
patyon tka.
Juan,gi pasok amg permirong apol, naguba ang nawong.
Patay!
Pedro, ngdala ug 10 k lumboy, g pasok sa lobot katposang
lomboy nikatawa, Patay!
Ngkita sa langit ang duha.
Juan: last nalng ta 2 na lomboy nkatawa pmn ka?
Pedro: nkakta mnko ni Berto ngdala og Durian...
hahahaha...

Visayan Text Jokes

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Nessa

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

If u cnt have da bst of wat u want,
learn 2 mke da bst of wat u have.
"a vision w/o action is a daydrmng;
an action w/o vision is a nytmare."
happy people r those who dnt have
many things n life,but they knw how
2 mke the bst of the few things they hav.
Good Mawnin! Stay Happy!

Pinoy Quotes SMS



For whoever exalts himself will be humbled,
and he who humbles himself will be exalted
(Lk 14:7)
Lord grant me the humility to accept the...
things I cannot change in my life,
turn my pride into humble service to Church
and Country that I may be able change the
things I can change...God Bless!...

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

Msg:I LOVE YOU JESUS
2lungan mo kami sa mga problma
nmin ipasa mo ito sa 9 ktao ksma ako
mata2ngap mo ang milagro bukas,
wag mong burahin pg dmo pa na4rward.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


There's no point in sacrificing your happiness
when it doesn't conform to what your heart
dictates. As everyone is created uniquely
everyone does get a right to choose where they'd
be happy...if it ensures lifetime happiness, then go for it.
you wouldn't want a miserable life faking the world
w/ smiles....

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Lulu

Tagalog Love Text

buhay, mnsan may tama
mnsan may pgkkmali
may dumarating
may nwwala!
ksama tlga un! pro tndaan mo
nwlan,nsaktan, o ngkmali kaman
d2 lng ako kailnagn mo....

Tagalog Love Text Message


Pnu kng naakcdnte ang
bstfrnd mu...
ngktaon na bday ng mhal mu...
cnu ang ppnthan mu?
bstfrnd mu na ngaagw buhy at kailngan ka?
o mhal mu na umaasang drating ka?=(

Tagalog Love Text

"i cre 4 u..
yan ang tandaan mo"
send mo s lhat ng taong ayw
mong mwla syo,pwd mo din iblik skin
kng mhalga q syo,pg 7 ang bmalik syo,
my mngya2ring mgnda mmya!

Tagalog Love Text

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Kiki

Pinoy Greetings Text Message

when we wake up in the morning
we have two simple choices...
go back to sleep and dream
or
wake up and chase those dreams
Gud mawnin!...

Pinoy SMS Greetings


morning r beautiful signs
of hope...
it was created by GOD 2 let
us knw dt lyf doesn't end aftr
d sunset...
evry dawn is a new lyf!
Have a blessed mawnin!...

Pinoy Greetings Text Message


God loves us
he has given us a new day.
Praise & thank him
coz every new day brings new life.
Good morning!

Pinoy Greetings Text Message

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Rosie

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

if u gv up wn its wnter,
ull ms da promis of ur sprng,
da beauty of ur summr, & da
fulfilmnt of ur fall...
dont let da pain of 1 seson dstroy
da joy of da rst ...
dont judge lyf by 1 dificult seson...
Gud AM!

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


Like turtles, take one day at a time.
Its not how fast u move nor how long u live,
its how u cherish every moment.
Life is a gift...Enjoy it!...

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes



Prov. 19:9
We need to plan and live responsibly
but we must be wise to recognize God's
control. Through this we can be assured
that our unknown future us safe in the hands
of the all-knowing God. God Bless you!

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes


Learn...
that when you plan to get even with someone,
you're only letting that person continue to hurt you.
Learn...
that ignoring the facts do not change the facts.
Learn...
that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround
yourself with people smarter than you are.
Learn...
that no one is perfect until you fall in love them.
And Learn...
that life is tough but you can be tougher.

Pinoy Inspirational Quotes

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Ellie

Tagalog Love Text Message

Khit uso pa ang "GIVING UP" nvr
ktang igive up
Khit uso pa ang "LETTING GO"
nver ktang i let go khit mwla na ako sa USO
WG LNG MWLA ANG TAONG 2LAD
mo sa buhay ko.

Tagalog Love Text

Khit nssktan ang 1 tao pnpilit prin
nyang mgmhal bkit? dhil ang puso pwde
mung sktan, pro d mu kyang 2ruan,
pa2loy n2ng ttbok,pa2loy na ngmmhal...

Tagalog Love Text Message

hbang nasau ang taong mhal mu,
alagaan mu wag mung hyaang dumating
ang 1 araw na bka pgcchan mu pg wla
na xa at cnabi nya e2 sayo...
"ikaw kc eh! pinabayaan mo ko!..

Tagalog Love Text Message

Friday, March 4, 2011

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Katie

Tagalog Text Jokes

ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan...
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!

Tagalog Jokes SMS

Mnsan nhhiya nrin aq
itxt qa,kc bka bz qa,
pra sa akin ok lng un..
bsta pg-ayw mu na tlga mg txt..
aking nlng celfun mu ha?..

Tagalog Text Jokes

Umulan mn ng shabu,
umambon ng cocaine
at humangin mn ng xtacy,
khit bumha ng syrup,
kumidlat ng 2ter at fil e-ttxt prin kta
khit amoy marijuana kpa.

Tagalog Text Jokes

Pano kung ang grades mo ay
MATH-68
PHYSICS-65
ENGLISH-69
ECONOMICS-66
ok lng yan b proud...
at sbhin mo,
AT LEAST WLA KOY
LINE OF SEVEN!! o dba?!

Tagalog Text Jokes

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Coco

Visayan Text Jokes

hubog nangihi,
nkit-an sa dalaga.
DALAGA: halaka! kdaghan sa bolbol,
kgamay sa otin.
HUBOG: unsa man d.ay imong
gus2,dghan ug otin usa ray bolbol?u

Visayan Funny Jokes

Pls pray for me..i jus got my medical
results,dli najud daw ko maau
according 2 my doctor.4ever na jud daw ko na
"C_U_T_E_" my gni daw dli mkatakod_:-D

Visayan Text Jokes

Naa ra ba koy nahibal-an about
nimo..la jud ko nag expect!
nagputos na daw kag xmas gft pra sa ako.
ulawa pud ani oi..Slamat daan..

Visayan Text Jokes

nangutana ko ni lord
ngano cute ko?
Lord answerd "coz ur special"..
den i askd agen, ang ngbasa Lord,cute sad?
Lord sed,..dpende kng moh reply..

Visayan Text Jokes

Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Daisy

Pinoy Text Love

A heart truly nluv
nver losses hope,
but always bliv n d promise
of love..no matter hw long d tym
& how far 8s dstance a prson
nluv can...
"SACRIFICE"

Pinoy Love Text Message

do i hav 2 say takecre!
evryday,evryhour,evry2nd?"
yez! i must!!
so dat 2morrow f i ddnt wke up
at least i hv told u
hw much"rachel" cares a lot 4 u....

Pinoy Text Love

When u miss someone so much,
U'l find every possible way
to let ur msgs get thru.
Hope u'l be able to rcv dis,
so dat u'l know
how much i love u..

Pinoy Text Love

"Thank U!"
4 being a part of me..
4 ur txt and messges..
4 sharing ur tym w/ me..
Just wnna tell you dat im so happy
2 hav you...;-) tkecare?..

Pinoy Text Love

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Lou

Tagalog Text Love

i-l-o-v-e-y-o-u
snd mo 2 sa 15 taong mhal mo
sa bf or gf, sa friends o bestfriends
pag may bumalik na 7 kung cno ang
pang 7 cya ang tunay na ngma2hal sau
pwd blik skin.

Tagalog SMS Love
>tahimik
>mkulet
>cute!
>sryoso
>seryoso
>friendly
>cmpleng astig
>msarap ksma
>sweet
.....ung true huh?!

Tagalog Text Love

w/0 me i knw u cud stil b complte
w/o mr u cn go on
w/o me u cn stil live ur lyf
bt i wish ud stil rmember
dat sumhow once in ur lyf
som1 truly cared 4 u...
"Ako poh un.."

Tagalog Text Love

mnsan lng mkaala2
sa dmi ng tropa mnsan,
nkalimot na.
sna khit bc ka,
msabi mo na,
"oh my gosh, c "RACHEL" nga pla
kmztah na...!

Tagalog Text Love

Thursday, March 3, 2011

SMS Quotes, Pinoy SMS Greetings of Sasha

Pinoy SMS Greetings

GOD uses trials in our
lives 2 build us up,
not tear us down.
He wants us 2 learn
coz HE loves us so much...Gud Am!

Pinoy SMS Greetings

morning
is the best tym
to greet "SPECIAL PEOPLE"
coz the remaining hours
soon will be busy.
so let me say HELLO,
TAKECARE
& keep on SMILING....Good morning!

Pinoy SMS Greetings

Magandang umaga sayo
mensaheng galing sa puso ko pra sa
isang mhalagang tao tulad mo.ingat ka lge dyan.

Pinoy SMS Greetings

Visayan Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Josie

Visayan SMS Love

posble kya n msabi ko lhat ng nrrmdaman
ko 4 u?
posble kya na mkausap kta evrytym
na gs2 ko?
ingon ni ate shawee:
"SA GLOBE POSIBLE!"
badtrip! TM mn diay ta!:-)

Visayan Love SMS Message

i rmber our hapi tyms 2geder..
kwn2han 2d max..d advices we giv
2 1 anoder..our silly acts..s2pid joks wev shared..
psst!..mingaw nko nimo...

Visayan SMS Love

Tagalog Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Aggie

Tagalog Jokes Text Message

Gno man ktgal tau d mgkta,
Gno man ktagal tau d mg-uzap
gno man kdami ang ating mkila2
man2tiling nkatatk ang pangaln mo...
sa BIRTH CERTIFIC8 mo!!!..hehehe!

Tagalog Text Jokes


Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong
loved ones sa sementeryo?
Text DALAW ON
at e send sa 2366
Sila mismo ang dadalaw sayo
Text na!
hehehehhe....

Tagalog Jokes Text Message

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Jules

Tagalog Love SMS Message

wen u need me...
I wil be there. Even when u don't...
I will still be there!
sorry ka na lang!...'Di ktaiiwan"(",)
"type" kita eh!

Tagalog SMS Love

iiwas k b kng ssbhn ko mhal kta?
sakim b ako kng ssbhin kng sna akn ka?
mgglit k b kng aagawin kta sa iba?
masisisi mo b ako kng kw ang mnhal ko,
"at hindi sila"

Tagalog Love SMS Message

una tnuruan mo kng mgng kaibgan ka,
sunod tnuruan m kng mpalapit sau,
tpz tnuruan m kng mhalin ka,
sna wag mo ng 12ro skin ang klmtam ka,
kc mhal na kta aykong ma wla ka!

Tagalog Love SMS Message


minsn my mga salita
na kht d bgkason ng bibig
nrradaman ng puso kya khit
d ko mn msabi n mportante k
sna nrrmdaman ng puso mo na pra skin
mhalaga ka...

Tagalog Love SMS Message


tahimik lng ako pa naaalala ka,
wlang kibo pg lumuluha na,
patingin-tingin lng pag naiicp ka,
mnsan kla mo blewla k dmo alm
sa puso ko "takot ako bka mwla ka"

Tagalog Love SMS Message

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Kiki

Pinoy SMS Friendship

a friend is one of the nicest things you can
have and one of the best things you can be...
friendship isn't a big thing...it's a million little
things...

Pinoy Text Friendship


1 sweet thing that a friend can offer...
Is to make you laugh...
Even though you refuse to smile...

Pinoy SMS Friendship


i wil nver xchange "u"
4 anybody else..
coz ders only 1 "u" in d world..
seasns may chsnge but "u"
wil always b my..
sweet.. & loving.. friend:)

Pinoy SMS Friendship

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Kitty

Visayan Funny Jokes

1 day..A dog fel nluv w/ a PIG..
d dog said: "i luv u piggy w/ ol my hart.."
d piog said...oink..oink! pagchure uy,ligid q ron!

Visayan Text Jokes

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Tay

Visayan Jokes SMS

Ingon akong amiga
mka daku dw og tyan ang beer...
Ky 1 tym nahubog c ate...
Mao 2...naburos ang baye!....
hehehehehehe...

Visayan Jokes SMS


"the pain of letting go and
the pain of holding is just the same"
---ngipon nga hingo!...hehehehe...

Visayan Jokes SMS


BANA: Daghag problema!
Maghikog ko! Muad2 kog lasang!
Magpapa-ak kog bitin!
ASAWA: Unya...Nganong gabalon mn
ka?
BANA: Dugay pa lang ang bitin...
Mapasmo ko!...

Visayan Jokes SMS

Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Aggie

Pinoy Friendship SMS Message

I txt u
Not bcuz
Im bored.
I txt u
Not bcuz
I hav a load.
I txt u
Not bcuz
I want a reply from u.
I txt u
bcuz dis is
mysmplest way of saying.


"i remember u."

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Visayan Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Polly

Visayan Love Text Message

An Angel appeared bsyd me last nyt,
He asked me 2 go w/ him in heaven.
balibad ko! kalayo ato?!
unyag way signal didto!
di ko katxt nmo,mingawon ko oi?!

Visayan Love Text


Nver let guys hurt u!
We women r d planet's pride
So wen a guy hurts u..
Stand tall & oroudly say,
Ka'hubag nku gwafa pa jud
"EXCUSE ME,GET OUT OF MY WAY".

Visayan Love Text Message

Tagalog Love Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Messages of Minnie

Tagalog Love Text Message

4ward mo sa lahat ng nsa ponebook u
2 knowkng luv ka nila

"mhal mo ba ko?
A. Oo
B. Pwde
C. Sobra
D. dati
E. As special 1
F. As fwend
G. As txtm8
H. As Crush
i'L w8 ur answer!!

Tagalog Love Text

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Pinoy Inspirational Quotes of Lulu

Pinoy Quotes Text Message

"5 fingers of prayer"
1. Your thumb is nearer to you,
so pray for those who are closest to you
2. Pointing finger: pray for those
teach, instruct, & heal
3. Tallest finger: pray for our
leaders, they need God's guidance
4. Ring finger: weakest finger
so pray for those who are weak,
troubled or in pain
5. Little finger: the smallest
to remind you to pray for yourself
GOD BLESS!

Pinoy SMS Quotes


38 secnds pryr:" Lord, i luv & i nid u,come n2 my
hart & bless me, my family,home, & frendz, n jesus name Amen.
Pas to 8 people xcpt me. pls pas b4 u erase.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


Mama Mary called me 2day & asked who needs
2b blessed. I gave her ur #. if u love her pls
4ward to 10 pipol & in 5 min something
gud will happen. Pls sacrifice.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


" Leave someone, u have dat ryt..
But d least u can do s tel dem y..
Bcoz, wats even worse, wats even more painful
than being abandoned, s knowing
ur not even worth an expalanation.

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


Ol d waters n d ocean cud never sink
a ship unless it gets nsyd; lykwise ol
d presures of lyf can nvr hurt u
unless u let it n.. Gud am!

Pinoy Quotes Text Message


Don't get disappointed wen GOD
doesnt giv u wat u want for he knows
d best tym 4u to have 8. GOD has a
rison for allowing things to happen
u may never understand his wisdom
but we simply have to trust his will.
We face all challenges beyond all d
problems cause we beliv dat d more
pain we overcome d more stronger
we become. Just hold on and b strong
GOD s with us. GOD bless!

Tagalog Friendship Quotes SMS, Pinoy Text Quotes of Dot

Tagalog SMS Friendship

di ako perfect friend,
mnsan ngkkamali din
mnsan pagku2lang.
bt f d time cams
u nid someone to lean on...FREND kht my ka-date ako,
iiwnan ko pra sau...!!!

Tagalog Text Friendship


Good friends r those who....
care w/o hesitation,
who...
rmembers w/o limitation,
& who..,
remains the same even txt lng
ang communication!!!

Tagalog SMS Friendship


frnds ko?
hmm...
mkkulit pro mabait
mga praning pro msayang ksma
mttgas ang ulo pro d ko kyang iwan
hay!..frnds ko?
psaway pro sobrang mhal ko..'''!

Tagalog SMS Friendship