Thursday, December 29, 2011

Visayan Funny SMS, Pinoy Text Jokes of Papa

Visayan Jokes Text Message

i wish raindrops were

RED HORSE.

so that i don't have to tell my mom

" wah koh ni inum ma.."

instead,"naulanan rako."


haha..

Visayan Jokes Text Message

A large sign board says:

"Alcohol kills slowly"

nakit-an sa hubog


"so what?"

knsa may nagdali?

mau untag "IT KILLS FAST"
ky makuyawan tah..hahah..

Visayan Jokes Text Message

Naghilak jud ko dri
tman krn. wla ko lain kaduolan mao
txt ko nmo. dako kau ako prblema
hop na kw rah mkahelp nko tbangi ko.
unsaon pagsugba sa ICE?

Visayan Jokes Text Message

girls are afraid to hear the words

"its over"

from her guy.

and you know what guys are afraid to hear
from his girl?

"wla ko gidugo"

haha

Visayan Jokes Text Message

BOY1: pare,unsang adlawa ron?

BOY2: sunday PRE.

BOY1: Cgeh.. ingana ay na diay ta ron ha!

BOY2: joke rah pre, kw jd happy monthsary! mwuahh!

Visayan Jokes Text Message

linya-linya lang!
way tulakay

mkagawa lgeh tang tnan..

-TAE

Visayan Jokes Text Message

2 comments:

  1. POTEK, sana naman tagalog or enhlish lang posts dito! alawenta

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    1. tanga ka visayan nga eh gago

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