Tuesday, May 22, 2012

What A Mystery!!!




Friday, May 18, 2012

Anong nangyari sa larawang ito?

Thursday, May 17, 2012

It's Joke Time!

Facebook Update

A guy updated his facebook status saying ''Thanks be to GOD,
my salary allowances plus Xmas bonus has been paid.''

Then he received a notification showing his Landlord likes his status.


Why Relationships Fail

Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love.
Love is always present. It's just that,

One loves too much, and
the other loves too many!

Why Do You Love Me?

Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me?
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Husband: Not at all honey. I would love you no matter who left you the money.

Girls Marry for Savings

A young beautiful and voluptuous 18-year girl, while in the act with her
 65 years old husband on first wedding night, got tired and scared too pleaded:
"Leave me please, I am tired. I married you for your savings not stamina."


Thursday, May 3, 2012

Texts About Relationships

LOVE SMS

Relationship is not about AGE...

not about DISTANCE...

not about communicating each other everyday...

The most important things are TRUST and LOYALTY...

the TRUST of a girl to her man

& the LOYALTY of a man to his girl...

LOVE SMS

If ever you find someone
who makes you SMILE
and makes your life COMPLETE,

face the FACT and down your PRIDE.

keep and never let go of that person

because there's no right one if
you find the real one...

Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Avengers ng Ina mo 2012 - Philippines

It's more fun in the Philippines. Mayroon po tayong local version sa The Avengers movie. Manood na kayo!!! LOL.
Avengers ng Ina mo is now showing. An official 2012 Metro Manila Film Fest Entry.
What's outside is inside. 

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Tagalog and Bisaya Pick-up lines 2012

The following Tagalog pick-up lines are from our contributors. Thank you for sharing you're pick-up lines.

girl: TIMELINE ka ba?
boy: Bakit?
girl: Ang gulo mo eh!

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Boy: magnet ka ba? Girl:bakit? Boy?kasi, im attracted to you!

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BOY: Miss pwede ba kitang sundan pauwi?
GIRL: Ha? Siguro may binabalak kang masama noh?
BOY: Ahh... Ehh.. Wala. Gusto ko lang kasing malaman kung saan mo dadalhin ang puso ko.

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Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad.
Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas.
Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Pinoy Joke time 2012 - VECO vs the Internet


Wikipedia: i kn0w evrything

Google: i hve evrything

Facebook: i kn0w evry0ne

Twitter: i kn0w what y0u all guys think

Internet: Gosh..
with0ut me, y0u guys are n0thing.

VECO: weeh? sure ka?

Hahaha