Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
It's Joke Time!
Facebook Update
my salary allowances plus Xmas bonus has been paid.''
Then he received a notification showing his Landlord likes his status.
Why Relationships Fail
Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love.
Love is always present. It's just that,
One loves too much, and
the other loves too many!
Why Do You Love Me?
Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me?
.
.
.
Husband: Not at all honey. I would love you no matter who left you the money.
Girls Marry for Savings
A young beautiful and voluptuous 18-year girl, while in the act with her
65 years old husband on first wedding night, got tired and scared too pleaded:
"Leave me please, I am tired. I married you for your savings not stamina."
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Texts About Relationships
LOVE SMS
Relationship is not about AGE...
not about DISTANCE...
not about communicating each other everyday...
The most important things are TRUST and LOYALTY...
the TRUST of a girl to her man
& the LOYALTY of a man to his girl...
LOVE SMS
If ever you find someone
who makes you SMILE
and makes your life COMPLETE,
face the FACT and down your PRIDE.
keep and never let go of that person
because there's no right one if
you find the real one...
Categories:
English Love SMS,
Love SMS,
Pinoy Inspirational Quotes,
Pinoy SMS,
Pinoy Text Messages
Sunday, April 29, 2012
The Avengers ng Ina mo 2012 - Philippines
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Tagalog and Bisaya Pick-up lines 2012
The following Tagalog pick-up lines are from our contributors. Thank you for sharing you're pick-up lines.
girl: TIMELINE ka ba?
boy: Bakit?
girl: Ang gulo mo eh!
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Boy: magnet ka ba? Girl:bakit? Boy?kasi, im attracted to you!
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BOY: Miss pwede ba kitang sundan pauwi?
GIRL: Ha? Siguro may binabalak kang masama noh?
BOY: Ahh... Ehh.. Wala. Gusto ko lang kasing malaman kung saan mo dadalhin ang puso ko.
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Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad.
Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas.
Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.
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We love sharing your jokes, pick-up lines, stories, poems and pictures to everyone. Just post it in our comment area.
girl: TIMELINE ka ba?
boy: Bakit?
girl: Ang gulo mo eh!
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Boy: magnet ka ba? Girl:bakit? Boy?kasi, im attracted to you!
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BOY: Miss pwede ba kitang sundan pauwi?
GIRL: Ha? Siguro may binabalak kang masama noh?
BOY: Ahh... Ehh.. Wala. Gusto ko lang kasing malaman kung saan mo dadalhin ang puso ko.
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Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad.
Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas.
Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.
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We love sharing your jokes, pick-up lines, stories, poems and pictures to everyone. Just post it in our comment area.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Pinoy Joke time 2012 - VECO vs the Internet
Wikipedia: i kn0w evrything
Google: i hve evrything
Facebook: i kn0w evry0ne
Twitter: i kn0w what y0u all guys think
Internet: Gosh..
with0ut me, y0u guys are n0thing.
VECO: weeh? sure ka?
Hahaha
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